If I Had A Hummer                  Back to Song List As performed by MaCaJo on their album "Cool Again" Lyrics by M. Kernaghan & J. Rimbach Sung to the tune of "If I Had a Hammer" by L. Hayes If I had a Hummer I'd drive it in the morning I'd drive it in the evening All over this land I'd be a danger I'd park in compact spots I'd push my way between my brothers and my sisters All over this land If I had a cell (phone) I'd call you in the morning I'd call you in the evening More than you can stand I'd dial while driving Won't notice I cut you off I'm more important than my brothers and my sisters All over this land If I had a thong I'd wear it in the morning I'd wear it in the evening All over this land I'd dress for danger I'd pull it way up high It'd be riding up between my brother and my sister All over this land Now I've got a Hummer, and I've got a cell and I've got a thong to twang all over this land It's the Hummer of status, tt's the cell of long lost peace It's the thong of love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land It's the Hummer of status, it's the cell of my lost peace It's the thong of love between my brothers and my sisters All over this land